Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
