no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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