i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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