i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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