you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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