dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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