STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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