There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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