He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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