She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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