He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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