in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I AM VODKA MAN
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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