We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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