i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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