Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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