your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I wish I only lived at night.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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