She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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