your parents love me but you hate me
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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