We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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