you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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