i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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