I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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