Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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