the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Randomize
