so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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