everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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