We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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