Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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