I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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