I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Green mimosas i think yes
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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