I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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