what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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