Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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