I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
