dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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