I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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