Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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