I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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