My friends, they love my intelligence
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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