This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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