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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
We have started to decorate penises.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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