i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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