Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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