erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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