When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
im holly from the hills drunk
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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