Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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