Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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