we have officially lost it.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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