My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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