Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just puked most of my soul out..
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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