nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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