She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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