Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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