You don't have asthma, your pregnant
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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