I bet he comes in French.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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