Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
His nipple licking is glorious
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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