hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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