She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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